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Got Seven Years in Prison, When the Two Sevens Clashed.
"The French Courts sentenced former Panama dictator to 7 years of prison for laundering drug money in France in the 1980s. Do you think they'll let him wear his Panama Hat?" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top Ten Manuel Noriega and Panama Hat jokes"
10. Manuel Noriega has so many wrinkles, he screws his Panama Hat on. 9. Q: Why is Manuel Noriega glad that his nose is not upside down from all that Cocaine he dealt in the 1980s? A: It would blow off his Panama Hat when he sneezes. 8. Q: Does Manuel Noriega always have something on his mind? A: Only when he has his Panama Hat on. 7. Manuel Noriega: Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get a new Panama Hat. Cellmate: Oh, so that's where you get them. 6. Q: If Manuel Noriega walks into the Red Sea wearing his Panama Hat, what does he become? A: Wet. 5. Q: What did the French judge say when he sentenced Manuel Noriega to Seven years in the clink? A: Chapeau Panama! 4. A Man takes off his Panama hat. Two minutes later, he is dead. Why? He's an Panamanian Astronaut. 3. Q: How did Manuel Noriega lose his way and end up in prison after prison? A: He bent the lip of his Panama Hat the wrong way. 2. Q: What did Manuel Noriega's Panama Hat say to his necktie? A: You hang around here, I'll go on a head. ... and the #1 Manuel Noriega and Panama Hat joke is: 1. Manuel Noriega wants to wear a Panama Hat in prison so that his cellmate knows which end to kiss. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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