:^) Sunday, December 12, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 022} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Israel's Defense Slogan.
Funny One Liner:
"The Middle East is funny. Not so many comedians. Just ridiculous behavior." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2010-12-12,_09:40.html#ixzz17uWTPsk3
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Israel's Defense Slogan.
Funny One Liner:
"The Middle East is funny. Not so many comedians. Just ridiculous behavior." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Middle East Nuclear jokes" 10. Iran wants the bomb. Israel is Da Bomb. 9. Egypt wants the bomb. Mubarak thinks it'll make him Da Bomb. 8. Syria wants the bomb. Assad thinks it'll make him less of an ass-head. 7. Libya gave up its nuclear bombshells. Ghaddafi prefers having blonde bombshells. 6. The Palestinians don't want the bomb. Their bombmakers are afraid they'll detonate one in a 'work accident'. 5. Iraq (under Saddam) wanted the bomb. It got them bombed. 4. Lebanon doesn't want the bomb. They fear that Israel will explode it. 3. Saudi Arabia wants the bomb, to cover their petrodollar assets. 2. Jordan can't be bothered to decide if they want a bomb. They prefer being stuck between Iraq and a hard place. ... and the #1 Middle East Nuclear Joke is: 1. Israel: Home of the Middle East's Atomic Candles. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2010-12-12,_09:40.html#ixzz17uWTPsk3
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