:^) Tuesday, December 14, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 023} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What Antarctic Penguins Wonder
Funny One Liner:
"Antarctic Penguins and Polar Bears may be the coolest environmental lobbyists around, if only until their home melts away." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What Antarctic Penguins Wonder
Funny One Liner:
"Antarctic Penguins and Polar Bears may be the coolest environmental lobbyists around, if only until their home melts away." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Cold Environment jokes"
10. Q: How many Antarctic Penguins does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. When it's dark, they sleep. 9. Q: How many polar bears does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Polar bears don't need lightbulbs. 8. Q: What did the Polar Bear say to the Penguin? A: Better start running! 7. The dive-in: Where seals go to star in films. 6. Cold Cream: What women use to stay looking young in the Arctic. 5. Peeping Tom eskimos love global warming. 4. Q: What do you get when you sit down for too long on an iceberg? A: Polaroids! 3. Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? A: ?! 2. Q: Why don't penguins use maps? No opposable thumbs. ... and the #1 Cold Environment Joke is: 1. Who cares about wildlife? Do you think Siberian Tigers care about your domestic cat? Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Tuesday,_2010-12-14,_12:10.html#ixzz186l4vT1U
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