:^) Thursday, December 16, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 025} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Some Pork with your Christmas Feast?
Funny One Liner:
"Of course there's so much pork in this year's American Tax Bill. It was written by a bunch of filthy swine." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Some Pork with your Christmas Feast?
Funny One Liner:
"Of course there's so much pork in this year's American Tax Bill. It was written by a bunch of filthy swine." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 funny political quotes"
10. "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 8. "We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complexbut Congress can." ~ Cullen Hightower 7. "Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm." ~ Frank Dane 6. A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. 5. "A privileged person is a Republican who holds some office that a Democrat wants." ~ Yasha Harari 4. "The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." ~ Will Rogers 3. "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." ~ Milton Berle 2. "Government expands to absorb revenue and then some." ~ Wiker's Law ... and the #1 funny political quote is: 1. "The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone." ~ Woody Allen Reference: Compiled by Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Thursday,_2010-12-16,_07:16.html#ixzz18HFS3RwN
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