:^) Saturday, December 18, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 026} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Pearls of Wisdom from a BALD E.
Funny One Liner:
"$833 Billion in the 2010-2011 Tax Bill. Obama could probably buy a lot of stuff with that. Maybe even an election in 2012. Just not a safe Mexican border." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Pearls of Wisdom from a BALD E.
Funny One Liner:
"$833 Billion in the 2010-2011 Tax Bill. Obama could probably buy a lot of stuff with that. Maybe even an election in 2012. Just not a safe Mexican border." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "The little girl and the U.S. Congressman"
A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know crap?" And then she went back to reading her book. Reference: Submitted by Josh Kol. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2010-12-18,_02:42.html#ixzz18Rz74ErN
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