:^) Sunday, December 5, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 016} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
To all of Israel's international firefighting friends:
Funny One Liner:
"You know it's a rare Hanukah when Jews are asking for help from Goyim to put out the flames burning across Israel." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2010-12-05,_04:39.html#ixzz17ELgVnLU
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
To all of Israel's international firefighting friends:
Funny One Liner:
"You know it's a rare Hanukah when Jews are asking for help from Goyim to put out the flames burning across Israel." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 firefighter jokes"
10. Q: What doesn't a firefighter need to say while fighting the flames? A: "Got a light?" 9. Q: What red hot word starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK. 8. CHAOS (acronym): Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene. 7. If H 2 O is inside a fire hydrant, then on the outside there is K 9 P. 6. A fireman had two sons. He named them Hosea and Hoseb. 5. Q: If a fire chief and a politician jumped out of a burning building at the same time, which one would hit the net first? A: The fire chief. The politician would stop and ask for directions. 4. Q: Why do Deputy Fire Marshals avoid looking outside in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon. 3. 1 Alarm fire, 5 alarm fire. Same same. It's just a matter of degrees. 2. Q: What happens when a firefighter dies? A: He lets go of the remote control. ... and the #1 firefighter joke is: 1. Q: How do you put out a fire? A: Remove the Heat, Fuel, Oxygen, or the Chief!. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2010-12-05,_04:39.html#ixzz17ELgVnLU
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