:^) Monday, December 6, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 017} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Unlikely hybrid:
Funny One Liner:
"We can send man to the Moon, but we can't keep dust out of houses." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Monday,_2010-12-06,_17:11.html#ixzz17NAiFIav
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Unlikely hybrid:
Funny One Liner:
"We can send man to the Moon, but we can't keep dust out of houses." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 satellite jokes"
10. Is it any wonder that the same Russian nation that gave us the word Robot gave its first satellite the name Sputnik? Niet! 9. NASA's satellites have discovered a new astronomical unit. It's one hell of a big apartment. 8. There are Satellites that spend all day, every day, observing the Milky Way. So how come there aren't any satellites observing Snickers? 7. Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, dear boy, when are you going to accept the fact that the world does not revolve around you?" 6. Q: Why don't they put Windows on satellites? A: They don't want it to crash. 5. Q: What was the first satellite to orbit the Earth? A: The moon. 4. It was dark until he turned on the satellite. 3. Q: Why is the Moon (Earth's satellite) more useful than the Sun? A: The moon shines at night when you want the light. The Sun shines during the day when you don't need it. 2. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a satellite falling out of orbit! ... and the #1 satellite joke is: 1. Q: Why did the small earth orbiting telecom unit miss the big moment? A: It was a little satellate. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Monday,_2010-12-06,_17:11.html#ixzz17NAiFIav
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