The Daily Dose 12/9/10 - Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male / Female jokes

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"They like to make you think you don't have the power. The truth is, it's all in your head, and at the electric plant." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male / Female jokes" Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male: 10. They process a lot of data and are still clueless. 9. You can always get a better model. 8. They look nice and shiny until you try them. 7. It is always important to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The games you can play is the best part of having one. 4. To get their attention, you turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges shut them down. 1. Size matters. Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Female: 10. They store a lot of data and are still clueless. 9. A better accessory is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you unwrap them. 7. It is simply a must to have a ten copies of the same thing. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. Without question, the games you can play is the best part of having one. 4. To get their attention, you have to ignore them. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges restart their whole system. 1. Personality matters. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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