The Daily Dose 3/15/11 - Top 10 Ides of March Phrases

:^) Tuesday, March 15, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 065} (^8

8^) Beware The Ides of March! (^:

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cartoon  about The Ides of March, from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com


Funny One Liner:
"If you spend all day being wary of the Ides of March, you lose a day thinking of the Ideas of March." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Ides of March Phrases"

10) Overworked computers want to enjoy The Idles of March.

9) Apple fans decry: Be Here! The Ipads of March.

8) Honey Bees have Bee Wear on the Ides of March.

7) Shutting down the Fukushima Daishi Nuclear Plant in Japan with seawater is one of the most radiant and potentially lethal Ideas of March.

6) Now we also know why Gadaffi did not adopt a son named Brutus.

5) Today, look at everyone with the Eyes of March.

4) If you don't want to miss out on the great Caesarian Theatre today, then Be Where 'The Ides of March' is playing.

3) Jed said, "Bea, Wear the Ides of March."

2) Hey Mr. B, Where Dyed's of March?

... and the #1 Ides of March Phrase is:

1) New Temp-Docu-Product: B-WARE: The IDs of March.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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