:^) Thursday, March 3, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 055} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Col. Gaddafi - Liar! Liar! Words and Fire!
Funny One Liner:
"On Libya State TV, Col. Gadaffi denied he ordered any use of force at the same time that his air force was bombing rebels. Talk about a dictator with a dash of Chutzpah." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Thursday,_2011-03-03,_02:45.html#ixzz1FWNioUBZ
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Col. Gaddafi - Liar! Liar! Words and Fire!
Funny One Liner:
"On Libya State TV, Col. Gadaffi denied he ordered any use of force at the same time that his air force was bombing rebels. Talk about a dictator with a dash of Chutzpah." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Things Gadaffi Wants You To Know"
10) We have a great river in Libya. 9) I am Libya. I am not the leader of Libya. All of Libya loves me. There are no Libyan protests against me. The 99% of the people you see demonstrating against me are not Libyans, except the ones who are. 8) We know very well Al-Qaida. Al-Qaida promotes Islamic fundamentalism. Libya is run by Islamic Law. We are not like Al-Qaida. America is helping Al-Qaida against Libya. 7) We love Green in Libya. 6) We are not using force against the Rebels. We are of course using force against the rebellion. Who would not? We are not using force. 5) Let me be clear: What I say and what I do are as similar as the sand in the desert is to the air in the sky. 4) Gadaffi Girls On Sale! Call NOW and you too can have your very own all-virgin female bodyguards and buxom Ukranian Nurses! 3) It's more fun to be a globally-recognized madman than an anonymous madman. 2) Gadaffi will go down in robes. ... and the #1 Thing Gadhaffi Wants You To Know: 1) Visit Libya. It's To-Die-For. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Thursday,_2011-03-03,_02:45.html#ixzz1FWNioUBZ
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