The Daily Dose 4/25/11 - Top 10 Smiley jokes

:^) Monday, April 25, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 087} (^8

:^) Happy Birthday To Me! (^8

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Laughzilla Loves Smiles
cartoon comic strip featuring a one line cartoon expressing  Laughzilla loves smiley , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com


Funny One Liner:
"Birthdays, shmirthdays. Every day is the start of a new year." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Smiley jokes"

10) If you ever lost at tennis with a score of Love, you can always show a smiley and hit the next ball at a Dove.

9) There is no ideology that can stop the smiley.

8) On the internet, there are only two things you can count on: Spam, and smiley.

7) Never trust a smiley who wears his smile to wide.

6) Smiley happens.

5) A politician whose face never changes is a smiley who just wants your vote.

4) Never look a gift horse in the smiley.

3) A frown is just a smiley upside down.

2) I was sad all day ... 'till I stepped on a smiley.

... and the #1 Smiley joke is:

1) Don't Worry ... Just Be.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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