The Daily Dose 4/3/11 - Top 10 Richard Goldstone Mistakes in his UN Report

:^) Sunday, April 3, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 075} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"Life as a judge clearly made UN envoy Richard Goldstone a poor judge. Rumors are that Goldstone only retracted his findings once Israeli President Shimon Peres agreed to give him a tour of Israel and a quiet share of a very successful felafel stand, which he chose over a share of an Israeli hi-tech arms manufacturer." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Richard Goldstone Mistakes in his UN Report" 10) Not mentioning the quality foods and creature comforts available in the Gaza market. 9) Not considering the care with which the IDF chooses and pulverizes its targets. 8) Not writing about the lovely Hamas hospitality, for example, the kind which is being offered to Israeli prisoner of war Gilad Shalit. 7) Believing what he saw on Al-Jazeera without any proof. 6) Believing the Palestinian Red Crescent staff who moonlight as Hamas militants. 5) Being unable to find even one Israeli soldier who he alleged massacred all those Palestinian babies on purpose. 4) Believing the UNRWA staff who moonlight as Hamas gunmen. 3) Believing what he saw on Al-Arabia without any proof. 2) Not spending a night under the Hamas fireworks display in the Israeli town of Sderot during his infamous investigation. ... and the #1 Richard Goldstone Mistake in his UN report is: 1) Getting suckered by ... wait for it ... wait for it ... Hamas. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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