:^) Saturday, April 9, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 079} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Click Here To Stop A War
Funny One Liner:
"Too bad you can't just turn wars off with the click of a mouse. Then again if you could, people would start more wars that quickly too. Especially the guy who runs down your street at 3 in the afternoon shouting 'Jesus ate my waffles!'" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2011-04-09,_05:24.html#ixzz1J1HRe0CJ
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Click Here To Stop A War
Funny One Liner:
"Too bad you can't just turn wars off with the click of a mouse. Then again if you could, people would start more wars that quickly too. Especially the guy who runs down your street at 3 in the afternoon shouting 'Jesus ate my waffles!'" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 facebook Unlike War jokes"
10) Former Tunisian President Ben-Ali does not like facebook. 9) Would North Korea really need nuclear arms if they had facebook? 8) Former Egyptian President Mubarak does not like facebook. 7) King Khalifa of Bahrain does not like facebook. 6) President Sallah of Yemen does not like facebook. 5) President Gbagbo of Ivory Coast does not like facebook. 4) Col. Gaddafi of Libya does not like facebook. 3) King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia does not like facebook, but he's comforted knowing it's no threat as long as the U.S. Military backs him up. 2) President Assad of Syria does not like facebook. ... and the #1 facebook Unlike War joke is: 1) Do you really think the United States would be fighting three wars, if facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg were President? Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2011-04-09,_05:24.html#ixzz1J1HRe0CJ
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