:^) Monday, May 23, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 102} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Springtime in Iceland
Funny One Liner:
"Widespread apathy to the Grimsvotn Volcano eruption in Iceland is reflected by the Mild interest it raised in Google Trends. This demonstrates the weakness a story on the web if it does not include babes, cyberculture, or relationships. In other words, Iceland may regret that it is not led by a nefarious womanizer like Arnold Schwarzenegger." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Springtime in Iceland
Funny One Liner:
"Widespread apathy to the Grimsvotn Volcano eruption in Iceland is reflected by the Mild interest it raised in Google Trends. This demonstrates the weakness a story on the web if it does not include babes, cyberculture, or relationships. In other words, Iceland may regret that it is not led by a nefarious womanizer like Arnold Schwarzenegger." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 iceland volcano trending topic jokes" 10) Iceland is still broke and owes Europe cash, and the Icelandic language still doesn't have a letter "c" in it, so once again, just like last year, they are sending "ash" to Europe. 9) On Sunday, May 22, 2011, the Grimsvoetn volcano story hit #1 in Google Trends, but with only a Mild interest, which goes to show that even a massive eruption isn't as interesting as a day away from the keyboard. 8) Arnold Schwarzenegger's emotional eruptions shut down a wealthy and famous family. Iceland's volcanic eruptions shut down European airports and cost billions of dollars in lost revenues. 7) The Governator's indiscretions blew smoke over everyone's eyes for decades. Iceland's volcanos blew smoke over Europe the past couple of years. Which of these bothers you most? 6) Schwarzenegger's dalliances broke up a legendary family. Iceland's volcano eruptions broke up the all-important Icelandic tourism season. 5) The Middle East erupted in the Arab Spring of 2011. The Grimsvotn volcano erupted in the Icelandic Spring of 2011. Which of these received more air time? 4) What does IMF mean in the Spring of 2011? It's Monsieur's Fault -- or -- Iceland Means Fire. 3) Mr. Obama is travelling in Ireland. Volcanic ash from Iceland is about to cover the skies in Ireland. At what point will President Obama decide to sit out the hazardous skies and quaff another few pints in Moneygall? 2) Would you rather live in Joplin, MO, or Grimsvotn, Iceland? ... and the #1 iceland volcano trending topic joke is: 1) The Grimsvotn volcano eruption would garner more interest if only it had a name that rolled off the tongue as easily as the volcano at Eyjafjallajkull. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Monday,_2011-05-23,_06:56.html#ixzz1NB4j3M4g
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