:^) Thursday, May 5, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 092} (^8
{8^) Happy Cinco de Mayo! (^:}
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Trust Busters
Funny One Liner:
"On this Cinco de Mayo, raise a glass to toast Palestinian reconciliation between two groups that mourn Osama's death. It's about as likely to work as their previous efforts." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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{8^) Happy Cinco de Mayo! (^:}
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Trust Busters
Funny One Liner:
"On this Cinco de Mayo, raise a glass to toast Palestinian reconciliation between two groups that mourn Osama's death. It's about as likely to work as their previous efforts." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 fatah hamas unity jokes"
10) Palestinians had to have a reconciliation. Their suicide bombers want to form a union. 9) Fatah and Hamas put their differences aside, rallying around their common denominators: Hatred of Israel, and bad Arab television shows. 8) The difference Palestinian unity and Palestinian civil war is the spelling. 7) iPal : The all new Palestinian Unity product from Fatah and Hamas. Note: This app is prone to killing itself and blaming the Jews for its own failure. 6) Unity: What to call factionalism when all else fails. 5) My Way or the Highway: How Reconciliation is pronounced in Palestinian Arabic. 4) Palestinians buried their hatchets in order to fight together against Israel. If only they stuck to hatchets in that fight. 3) Unity. It's the new Palestinian bomb. How long until they have a "work accident"? 2) Even in death, Osama bin-Laden managed to get mournful and rueful comments from Hamas and Fatah. Talk about unity amongst terrorists. ... and the #1 fatah hamas unity joke is: 1) Palestinian unity is an oxymoron. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://thedailydose.com/#ixzz1LU17Qpso
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