The Daily Dose 6/12/11 - xkcd stickman Cartoon and Top 10 stickman jokes

:^) Sunday, June 12, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 120} (^8

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
xkcd : eXtra Kilo Calorie Diet
cartoon panel of how little big head stickman became big fat man line drawing parody of xkcd webcomic eXtra Kilo Calorie Diet art ink on paper 2011 june 12 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com


Funny One Liner:
"Nutritional Scientists have determined the best way to avoid becoming obese. It's called Not Overeating." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 stickman jokes"

10) You can draw out your stickman in public, but don't draw out your stick, man, in public.

9) You can beat your stickman in public, but don't beat your stick, man, in public.

8) You can try to fix the economy with your stickman, but don't try to fix the economy with your stick, man.

7) You can't get AIDS by playing with your stickman, but you can get AIDS by playing with your stick, man.

6) You can't change foreign policy with a big stickman, but you can change foreign policy with a big stick, man.

5) You can hope to change America with a stickman, but you can't hope to change America with a stick, man.

4) You can glue your stickman, but don't glue your stick, man.

3) You can eat your stickman, but don't eat your stick, man.

2) You can erase your stickman, but don't erase your stick, man.

... and the #1 stickman joke is:

1) You can tweet your stickman, but don't tweet your stick, man.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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