The Daily Dose 6/14/11 - Michele Bachmann Obama political cartoon and Top 10 American politics jokes

:^) Tuesday, June 14, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 122} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"American politics is theater for an audience with short term memory." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 2011 American politics jokes" 10) Michele Bachmann is to American politics as fire is to wet wood. 9) GOP Presidential Candidate Herman Cain is to President Obama as Wiffle Ball is to Softball. One is lightweight, plastic, and safe. The other is like baseball, but more underhanded. 8) Michele Bachmann is to American politics as Alice is to the Tea Party. 7) Tim Pawlenty is so eager to get media attention, he's already written Plenty of puns about his own name to the late night comics. Unfortunately even those could not compete with the cocksure Weiner in the news. 6) President Obama is an expert American politician. He knows that way to win votes with the public is to speak smoothly and carry a big trick. 5) Arab dictators love American politics. It lets them carry on with their ways while Washington puts on its plays. 4) American politicians love a foreign war they don't have to get involved with. It lets them blow hot air without having to care. 3) Mitt Romney likes the term Obamneycare, but if elected he will all it Robamacare. 2) China loves watching American politics almost as much as it loves owning the US Dollar. ... and the #1 2011 American politics joke is: 1) Michele Bachmann hit #1 in Google Search, temporarily replacing Sarah Palin as the most unlikely Republican news icon du jour. Democrats are hoping another socialite scandal will hit soon. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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