:^) Wednesday, June 15, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 123} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
World's leading Playboy - 85 and still Single
Funny One Liner:
"85 year old Hugh Hefner got dumped just 3 days before his planned wedding to his 25 year old Playboy bunny fiancee Crystal Harris. She left him not because of the 60 year difference between them, but because he wanted to wear his trademark pajamas at the altar." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
World's leading Playboy - 85 and still Single
Funny One Liner:
"85 year old Hugh Hefner got dumped just 3 days before his planned wedding to his 25 year old Playboy bunny fiancee Crystal Harris. She left him not because of the 60 year difference between them, but because he wanted to wear his trademark pajamas at the altar." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Playboy Hefner jokes" 10) PLAYBOY: Players Love Attractive Yielding Babes Of Youth. 9) HEFNER: Having Excessive Fun Never Ends Romance. 8) Hugh Hefner intentionally announced his breakup from Crystal Harris on Twitter, because he didn't want to come off as a whiny Weiner. 7) Playboy's Braille edition is the touchiest product of the American adult magazine industry. 6) You can airbrush any Playboy bunny to look like God's gift to beauty, but you can't hide the fact that Hugh like it. 5) Playboy is an American media icon, because of all the amazing, eye-popping articles. 4) It's hard being a Playboy bunny. First there's all that plastic surgery and maintenance work. And then you have to figure out how to spend time in Hugh's mansion without caving in to the octogenarian's charms. 3) Playboy's founder Hugh Hefner is living proof that you can be a successful bachelor even when your favorite bunny hops away. 2) Hugh Hefner: Still single after all these bunny ears. ... and the #1 Playboy Hefner joke is: 1) Don't pity Hugh Hefner for being dumped by his 25 year old fiancee. That's a role for his bevy of bunnies to play. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Wednesday,_2011-06-15,_08:14.html#ixzz1PLo9fO73
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