The Daily Dose 6/19/11 - Clarence Clemons cartoon and Top 10 Clarence Clemons jokes

:^) Sunday, June 19, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 126} (^8

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The Big Man
editorial cartoon panel of the late sax legend 
clarence clemons line drawing portrait art ink on paper 2011 june 19 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com


Funny One Liner:
"The American sax icon Clarence Clemons has passed away. Once again, Bruce is loose." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Clarence Clemons jokes"

10) Bruce Springsteen may find another sax player to join the E Street Band, but he will never find another Big Man.

9) Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run. Clarence Clemons, Born for Sax.

8) Clarence Clemons would have loved to get his 'cane sax reeds from Cuba, because there's nothing like Cuban 'cane.

7) Clarence Clemons sadly passed away shortly after playing with Lady Gaga. This demonstrates the dangers of playing pop music.

6) If Clarence Clemons had never teamed up with Bruce Springsteen, his group would have been known as the E Street Bland.

5) America lost a legend when Clarence Clemons passed away, and Bruce Springsteen lost his musical big brother.

4) Now that American music culture has reached the level of Beyonce, Bieber and Lady Gaga, you won't have Clarence Clemons to kick around anymore.

3) Big and round as he was, Clarence Clemons was A Sharp musician.

2) Clarence Clemons played no lemons, his notes were good as gold, and when the Big Man entered Heaven, God stood in awe, it's told.

... and the #1 Clarence Clemons joke is:

1) Without Clarence Clemons, the group will now be known as Bruce Springsteen and the E flat Street Band.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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