:^) Tuesday, June 7, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 116} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What is it about political dicks?
Funny One Liner:
"If Anthony Weiner had come clean a week ago, he could have buried the schlong jokes and spared himself the ridicule, but now he is likely to lose his next erection." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What is it about political dicks?
Funny One Liner:
"If Anthony Weiner had come clean a week ago, he could have buried the schlong jokes and spared himself the ridicule, but now he is likely to lose his next erection." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 shameless political Weiner jokes" 10) Republicans can't get their hands around the Weiner sex pic scandal, because they also use Twitter. 9) Weiner's shame in his dick pic scandal is that for a week he attacked journalists who asked the hard questions. 8) Political hacks trying to exploit the Anthony Weiner Twitter scandal are afraid of the stain it might leave on their careers. 7) Obamacare does not cover full body massage treatments for disgraced Weiner twitters. 6) Weiner says he welcomes the pending House Ethics Committee investigation into his prodigious prong pic, but no word yet on if he wants to air his dirty laundry in public. 5) Comedians won't touch the Weinergate story with a ten foot pole, but they'd love to pay some college girls to do it. 4) You may forgive Anthony Weiner for talking loudly and swinging his stick, but it's hard to ignore his uncomfortable predicament and by extension his twit-brained indiscretions. 3) Anthony Weiner had inappropriate online conversations with various young women online makes him just another dick who committed a capitol FAIL. 2) Would Anthony Weiner have his undies in a bunch if Bill Clinton were President? ... and the #1 shameless political Weiner joke is: 1) No one is happier about the political scandal starring Weiner's weiner than disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Tuesday,_2011-06-07,_05:30.html#ixzz1OadQJu73
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