:^) Wednesday, June 8, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 117} (^8
(8^) Happy Shavuot (^:)
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
Funny One Liner:
"This year on Shevuot some Jews are enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich, while others are enjoying a grilled Weiner." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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(8^) Happy Shavuot (^:)
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
Funny One Liner:
"This year on Shevuot some Jews are enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich, while others are enjoying a grilled Weiner." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Shevuot jokes" 10) Shevuot is a Jewish holiday traditionally celebrated with dairy products, so of course the best Shevuot jokes are cheesy. 9) On Shevuot, observant Jews reaffirm their commitment to upholding the commandments of the Torah, while secular Jews simply enjoy the deluctible dairy day. 8) Shevuot, meaning "weeks" in Hebrew, is a day for traditional Jews to cherish the Books of Moses, and the dairy tales of cheeses. 7) As Israel celebrates Shevuot it shuts down its shops and offices, but not its dairy farms. 6) Kids in Israel celebrate Shevuot by tossing water, flour and eggs at each other, which makes for funny pictures when they're smiling and saying Cheese! 5) Naturally a lot of Shavuot jokes are moldy. That's a natural bi-product of the best cheese. 4) Jews eat so much yummy dairy on Shavuot that it's scary, but don't churn the milk all day, tomorrow is a new day. 3) There are 613 Commandments in the Torah ... and not one of them is to retell a cheesy Shavuot joke. 2) Shevuot jokes are easy as Mickey Mouse ... if he got into your cheese barrel. ... and the #1 Shavuot joke is: 1) Excessive Shavuot jokes make your milk curdle. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Wednesday,_2011-06-08,_06:41.html#ixzz1OgWDUUsd
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