Kick-Ass Superhero Jokes and Comic Parody

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"The biggest problem with being a superhero is finding a discrete tailor you can trust to mend your costume after it gets torn in a fight." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Super Hero jokes"

10. Being a superhero means no more staying up all night watching mindless clips on YouTube. Unless it's research.

9. Being a super hero means having a super weakness.

8. Superheroes always have the best luck, until their ego hits them hard for the first time, in front of a supervillan.

7. Superheroes heal extremely quickly, compared to just regular heroes and jelly donuts.

6. The Wonder Twins really aren't superheroes. They're just dependent, half-superhero enablers.

5. No one thinks it's great being a superhero, except for people who aren't superheroes.

4. As of press time, no known superheroes use an iPad.

3. Superheroes may have amazing abilities, but solving the Greek debt crisis isn't one of them.

2. Superhero costumes never stain permanently.

... and the #1 Super Hero joke is:

1. If superheroes are real, then why hasn't Aquaman stopped the BP Oil Spill?


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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