Top Ten 2010 World Cup jokes

The 2010 World Cup: Plastic, straw, juice and flags.
2010 World Cup. Goal: Ice Juice  Flags. .

Funny One Liner:
"Congratulations to Team USA in the 2010 World Cup. Ousted by Ghana, a country of just 24 Million people in Africa, at least you can hold your head down low." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten 2010 World Cup jokes"

10. The year the greats were tiny.

9. The year the tiny were great.

8. Congratulations, Team USA. You still suck.

7. The football team from Ghana, a poor African nation of 24 Million, beat the US Soccer Team. Maybe it's time America changed the name of the sport back to football.

6. Get it through your thick, tackle-obsessed brains: American Football has nothing to do with actual Football.

5. America may suck at football, but at least they don't suck as badly as France or Italy.

4. America sucks as bad at football as the English do, but at least America didn't get beaten by Germany.

3. The 2010 World Cup would be a lot more popular if football wasn't so boring.

2. Not even all the scandalous infighting within leading teams can make the 2010 World Cup more interesting than sleazy celebrity gossip.

... and the #1 2010 World Cup joke is:

1. Whoever wins the 2010 World Cup, hardly any Americans will even notice, and it's not BP's fault.

Reference: Yasha Harari

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