Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Getting the point across.
Funny One Liner:
"Israel is once again allowing the import of all items into Gaza except weapons. Hamas is protesting on the grounds that they live on guns, not humus." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top Ten dual purpose items Israel and Hamas are disputing"
10. Tehina-powered Tanks. 9. Kassam-sized Keffiyehs. 8. Mayhem-making Metal 'plumbing' tubes. 7. Butter bullets. 6. Allah'n-Wrenches. 5. Koran-on-the-Cobb. 4. Potato Guns. 3. Mo' Prophet Rockets. 2. Fashion-suicide bomb-belts. ... and the #1 dual purpose items Israel and Hamas are disputing is: 1. Humus hand-grenades. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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