funny mohamed cartoon and Top Ten Mohamed jokes

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Funny One Liner:
"Muslims forbid any graven image of Mohamed's face, but go into any Islamic Art Museum and you will see that they do allow the drawing of the rest of him, including his hairy paedophilic buttocks." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten Mohamed jokes" 10. Q: How many Mohameds does it take to change a light bulb? A: If you tell this punch line, an extremist Muslim will wage jihad on you. 9. Many of Moses' descendants use JDate.com to meet and date other single Jews, where if there is good chemitry, the couple might enjoy a good bang. Mohamed doesn't sanction any Muslim dating site because he knows their dates will end in a very unromantic bang. 8. Q: Where's the safest place to be if you see a Muslim homicide bomber? A: In a Butcher Shop that sells Pork. 7. Q: Why is it considered Politically Incorrect to make fun of Islamic terrorists and Mohamed? A: This joke's punchline will cost you your head on a plate! 6. Mohamed walks into a building, yelling "Down with America! Death to Israel!" Upon which the European Parliamentarian replies, "So sorry, Mo', you want the Superpowers that are outside of Eurabia." 5. Q: Why can't Mohamed use facebook? A: He can not upload a valid Profile photo. 4. Q: Why can't Mohamed and Osama fly even if they are holding hands with Djinnis and praying to Allah? A: Twin Turban and Djinns Don't Fly. 3. Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." Mohamed says, "I drink not, therefore I am martyring my followers!" 2. Q: What's the difference between a Mohamed-loving, Al-Qaida Terrorist and the Ticking Time Bomb he's wearing? A: One of them took 9 months to create. ... and the #1 Mohamed joke is: 1. Two of Mohamed's wives are sitting around, not complaining about any of his insane acts. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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