Top Ten BP Healthcare jokes

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BP MD?! That'd be a Bloody Mess.

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"Do you really think it would take three months to stop a bleeding artery, if BP ran America's socialized healthcare?" ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten BP Healthcare jokes" 10. President Obama sure is happy BP capped the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico with a large temporary band-aid. Now he can point to it and say "You see? I managed to plug the dam leak ... with my pointy finger." 9. Now that BP has capped the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, they are lobbying Congress for the rights to manage America's offshore healthcare. 8. Do you really think the Gulf of Mexico oil spill would have been this easy to fix, if Obama had not signed Nationalized Healthcare into law? 7. Rumors are flying around Washington, DC, that Obama will not give BP control of Nationalized Healthcare, unless they can find a way to blame it on Bush. 6. How large would the malpractice suit be, if BP were in charge of National Healthcare? 5. BP General Hospital: You give us 3 months of bad press and gross political leeway, and we'll stop the bloodletting. 4. Why can't National Healthcare get a $20 Billion escrow fund to repair all the damage Obama and Congress did in 2010? 3. BP Healthcare: We'll cap runaway costs, even if it kills you. 2. BP Healthcare -- Beyond Pharmaceuticals. ... and the #1 BP Healthcare joke is: 1. 87 days of crude oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico, countless dead wildlife, injured ecosystems, skyrocketing costs, a plumber's sketch, 75 tons of heavy metal, and that's another Plume in BP's Cap. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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