Top Ten Chicken or Egg jokes

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Which came first? The Roasted Chicken or the Fried Egg? (Chicken and Egg exclaim: You First!) Tired of repeated failure in the Mideast, Political Scientists are now trying to solve an older, harder problem. TheDailyDose.com .

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Funny One Liner:
"The question is not Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg? The question is: To Be or Not To Be a dinner Recipe? The Chicken or the Egg?" ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten Chicken or Egg jokes"

10. AGNOSTICISM: What is this chicken and egg?

9. ALTRUISM: Want some chicken or egg?

8. BUDDHISM: Chickens and Eggs exist.

7. CAPITALISM: How much did the first chicken and the first egg cost?

6. CATHOLICISM: Chickens and Eggs exist and it is your fault. Confess and Repent!

5. COMMUNISM: The Chicken or the Egg? They all belong to the workers and the proletariat.

4. ISLAM: The chicken or the egg, which one will we wage a jihad against first?

3. JUDAISM: Why do we always eat chickens and eggs?

2. PROTESTANISM: You can not ask me which came first, the chicken or the egg, as I reject the very question.

... and the #1 Chicken or Egg joke is:

1. RASTAFARIANISM: There are chickens are eggs, by Jah. You don't smoke them. You eat them, mon!


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


Read more:http://thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2010-07-17,_08:38.html#ixzz0twpb1V6w

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