Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Here's to fun in the Summer Sun.
"The Gulf of Mexico oil spill is finally being cleaned up largely by A Whale, which is nice considering how many whales have been totally soiled by the same BP oil spill." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top Ten laughzilla lizard and monkey jokes"
10. You can teach a monkey new tricks, and you can lead him to water. Just don't teach him new water tricks or you'll always be wet. 9. Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet? A: It weighed too much for its scales! 8. When does a Monkey see, hear or speak evil? When he wants to have fun. 7. Where do you find a rich Iguana lizard? Flushing Greens. 6. How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't mind the dark. 5. What do lizard DJs do? They really get your blood slowing. 4. Where can you find a team of monkeys relaxing in the summertime? Under the shady trees, tossing coconuts and other brown things at each other. 3. Why can't lizards lie to people? They can't talk. 2. When do Monkeys make mistakes? They're not mistakes ... they're slapstick comedy bits. ... and the #1 laughzilla lizard and monkey joke is: 1. Who are the slickest inorganic lizards in the world? Extremely polite lawyers. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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