The Daily Dose 11/25/10 - Top Ten funny Thanksgiving jokes

:^) Thursday, November 25, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 008} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"When it comes to the grand feast of life, sometimes you're the carnivore, and sometimes you're the bird." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten funny Thanksgiving jokes" 10. Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful. 9. Q: What does a Pilgrim call his best friend? A: A palgrim. 8. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 7. Q: What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! 6. Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes - a building can't jump at all. 5. Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: They use FOWL language. 4. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A: A poultrygeist! 3. Q: How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey? A: One, but you really have to squeeze him in! 2. Q: Whats the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? A: Your teeth. ... and the #1 funny Thanksgiving joke is: 1. Q: What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving? A: The big sleep. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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