The Daily Dose 11/26/10 - Top Ten funny Black Friday jokes

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Funny One Liner:
"Black Friday: Time to go and get rid of all those pesky extra dollars in your wallet, exchanging them for Turnip Twaddlers, Video games that play themselves, Shoes that walk for you, and other well-marketed retail products." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten funny Black Friday jokes" 10. Q: Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday? A: They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving's feast. 9. Q: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"? A: It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. 8. Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday? A: The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. 7. Q: What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday? A: Credit card payment vultures. 6. Q: Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday? A: They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier. 5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday? A: The one who earns the least. 4. Q: Why did Obama's family go shopping on Black Friday? A: What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?! 3. Q: What's the similarity people feel with Black Friday and the Thanksgiving turkey feast? A: They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place like stuffing! 2. Q: What do people eat o Black Friday? A: Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday. ... and the #1 funny Black Friday joke is: 1. Q: What's the best part about Black Friday? A: Resting on Saturday. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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