The Daily Dose 11/29/10 - Top Ten funny Willie Nelson and Cyber Monday jokes

:^) Monday, November 29, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 010} (^8

:^) Happy Cyber Monday! (^8

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Willie Nelson: Jailed for weed. On The Road Again.

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Funny One Liner:
"Willie Nelson had a terrible Cyber Monday in 2010. He couldn't even buy his favorite plants online." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten funny Willie Nelson and Cyber Monday jokes" 10. Q: Why do Americans love Willie Nelson? A: Every once in a while we get to chant "Free Willie" and not be shouting about a killer whale. 9. Q: Why did Willie Nelson allegedly admit to posession of weed on the day before Thanksgiving, in 2010? A: It was the year he made contact high with the arresting officer. 8. Q: How is Willie Nelson like the whale in the movie Free Willie? A: They both need to be freed. 7. Q: What do you think Willie Nelson would say to Willie the whale if he could talk? A: Actually, you just have to listen carefully. Willie Nelson can talk. 6. Q: Why do Willie Nelson feel like a turkey on Cyber Monday? A: Despite being possibly locked up until next year, he survived the Thanksgiving weekend. 5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday? A: The one who earns the least. 4. Q: Where did Willie Nelson's entourage buy on Black Friday? A: A visit to Willie in a Texas lockup. 3. Q: Why did Willie Nelson get busted for weed the day before Thanksgiving? A: The Sheriff in Texas figured it was easier to catch a geriatric country singer than another boatload of illegal Mexicans! 2. Q: What did Willie Nelson buy on Black Friday, 2010? A: More expensive lawyers. ... and the #1 funny Willie Nelson joke is: 1. Q: Where did Willie Nelson want to be on Cyber Monday, 2010? A: On The Road Again. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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