The Daily Dose 11/30/10 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks jokes

:^) Tuesday, November 30, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 011} (^8

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Wiki Leaks: We wet the world (with wanted words).
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Funny One Liner:
"WikiLeaks wets webs with words worth whispering." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten funny Wikileaks jokes"

10. New slogan for Wikileaks: All the rumors that are fit to spread.

9. Is it worse to be a bed-wetter or a wikileaker?

8. Q: How many documents does it take to make a worldwide WikiLeaks scandal?
A: 50,000, but you really have to leak it through other places.

7. If Wikileaks has all the intelligence and favors liberals, why didn't they warn Willie Nelson that he would be busted for weed in Texas?

6. The Pacific nation of Kiribati was once again left off the table in the latest Wikileaks documents. Coincidence?

5. Why hasn't Wikileaks revealed what's in Area 51?

4. Q: Why don't the worst World Leaders mind having their nicknames revealed in a Wikileaks story?
A: They figure the nicknames are terms of endearment.

3. Wikileaks' TOP SECRET secret is: __ CENSORED __.

2. Q: What's Obama's Administration about to do?
A: I don't know. I'll read about it on Wikileaks.

... and the #1 funny Wikileaks joke is:

1. Q: Why does WikiLeaks keep leaking sensitive state secrets?
A: Because they can.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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