Top Ten funny Birthday / Anniversary jokes

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"Top Ten funny Birthday / Anniversary jokes" 10. You know your anniversary party went well when you don't remember anything about it. 9. Q: How can you be sure to always remember your wedding anniversary? A: Forget it once. She'll never let you forget it again. 8. Anniversaries are for people who have too little time and not enough reason to celebrate. 7. If The Daily Dose was a person, and today it enters its fifteenth year of life, that person could already drive ... in Kansas. 6. Why don't they make birthday cakes out of edible candles? 5. If you think no one cares about what you do, try skipping an anniversary. 4. Anniversary (n) An occasion which generally afflicts people less than the common cold. 3. While it is the child who celebrates the birthday and receives birthday presents, it is the mother who bore the pain and suffering to create such a date. 2. Q: How much joy does it take to create an anniversary? A: At least one teardrop. ... and the #1 funny Birthday / Anniversary joke is: 1. Q: What's the difference between a birthday and an anniversary? A: A birthday celebrates creation. An anniversary commemorates recreation. Headaches are included, free, in both. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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