Top Ten funny cat jokes

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"If Stimpy did his duty without his box of Gritty Kitty, would Ren still be his friend?" ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten funny cat jokes" 10. Q: Is it really bad luck to cross a black cat? A: It is if you're a mouse! 9. Q: Where do kittens go for culture? A: To a miaowseum. 8. Q: What's a cat's favorite song? A: Three Blind Mice! 7. Q: Why do people love cats? A: They're purr-fect! 6. Q: What do cats enjoy eating on hot days? A: Mice cream. 5. Q: What do cats use to write notes? A: Scratch Paper! 4. Q: Why do cats enjoy other cats making noise? A: Its miaow-sic to their ears! 3. Q: Where does a cat prefer buying stuff? A: In a cat-alogue! 2. Q: How come cats eat fur balls? A: They love a good gag! ... and the #1 funny cat joke is: 1. Q: What is the word for cat bites? A: Catnip! Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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