Top Ten funny clean energy jokes

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"Despite all that Obama Money, Green Jobs are so hard to get these days, I saw a Solar Panel and a Wind Turbine panhandling at the Gov't Subsidies Office. And they were fighting over their places with a Chevy Volt." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top Ten funny clean energy jokes" 10. Q: What did the California wind farm say when Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger visited? A: Were your biggest fans! 9. Q: Where does the EPA want to stick old gas guzzlers? A: In a fuel cell. 8. Q: Whats the best way to charge an electric car battery? A: With a charge card. 7. Fossil Fool (n): A silly old man 6. Q: How can you grow your own power plant? A: Plant a light bulb. 5. Q: Why don't Solar farms make sense or cents? A: No one wants to be a farmer in the Information Age. 4. Miles are longer than Kilometers. Save gas. Go on your next trip in kilometers. 3. Q: What did the 140 kilowatt Southwest Wind Power wind turbine say to the 14 kilowatt wind turbine? A: The joke's on you. Southwest Wind Power wind turbines dont talk. They whisper. 2. My wife and I enjoy going on Clean Energy Holidays. We make a mess in the hotel room so that the maid has to use Energy to Clean up our Holiday excesses. ... and the #1 funny clean energy joke is: 1. Q: How do you turn a profit with a wind turbine? A: Chop it up and sell it for parts. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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