The Daily Dose 12/10/10 - Top 10 Reasons Iran fears electric cars

:^) Friday, December 10, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 021} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"As politicians fail to make headway in easing the tension between Iran and the West, the little engine that could (mellow Iran) is the 100% electric, 2011 Nissan Leaf." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Reasons Iran fears electric cars" 10. It's gonna put a damper on all those clean energy handmade persian rugs. 9. You can't quarry marble when you can't afford oil. 8. The 10% of Iran's population that doesn't live off of oil is going to have another way to get to the next public attempt at revolution. 7. Iran's Pesident Ahmedinajad has stated that electric cars are a Zionist plot, as are the Teletubbies and the Voice Of America Radio Network. 6. You can't be a tyrant state if you embrace the technology that could very well spell the end of your regime. 5. They don't know how to drill for electricity in Iran. 4. Iran can't afford to piss off the Japanese and Korean makers of the best electric cars on the market. 3. When you subsidize your budget at a $70 per barrel oil price, electric cars are gonna zap that bottom line faster than you can say "Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei". 2. Iran believes that the West is unveiling a whole slew of electric cars in order to force Iran to unveil its women. ... and the #1 Reason Iran fears electric cars is ... 1. Most of them still suck and will likely cause a lot of unnecessary accidents in downtown Tehran. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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