The Daily Dose 12/19/10 - Top 10 Reasons Civilians life beats Military life

:^) Sunday, December 19, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 027} (^8

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
After the war
background: the University of War. foreground: a man lays down resting bhy the riverside. a radio plays the lyrics  of the old spiritual,


Funny One Liner:
"What would happen if every soldier went AWOL? There'd be no MPs on duty to bust them." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Reasons Civilian life beats Military life"

10. You can disobey orders without fear of being blindfulded and shot against a wall.

9. No court martials.

8. You can criticize your politicians.

7. You can travel to wild, exotic, beautiful places, meet the locals, and not kill them.

6. You don't have to answer every question from a superior officer with "Sir! Yes Sir!"

5. No combat rations.

4. You don't have to use weapons to settle a fight.

3. No drill seargeants.

2. No uniforms required.

... and the #1 reason civilian life beats military life is:

1. It's more fun to make love, not war.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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