The Daily Dose 12/22/10 - Top 10 UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team Jokes

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Funny One Liner:
"With their 89th straight win, The UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team have beaten a very stale, Wooden record." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team Jokes" 10. Behind every great man named Geno Auriemma is a whole great basketball team of UCONN Huskies Women. 9. If at first you don't succeed, you probably lost to the UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team. 8. Connecticut Huskies are at their best on the basketball court. Talk about wildlife control. 7. Would the UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team have beaten UCLA's Wooden game-winning record streak, if Mark McGwire had not used steroids? 6. Inverse Proportion: The UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team has not lost since President Obama was inaugurated, during which time Obama has increasingly lost popularity. 5. Would the UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team have beaten UCLA's Wooden game-winning record streak, if John McCain were President? 4. New Huskies Slogan: UCONN count on us, for wins, records, and exciting women's basketball games. 3. UCONN play and UCONN win, and UCONN forget about beating the Huskies Women's Basketball Team. 2. It took no beating of the Lady Vols for the Huskies to climb above the highest Summit. ... and the #1 UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team Joke is: 1. Now UCLA's Wooden record is broken. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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