:^) Friday, December 24, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 032} (^8
Merry Christmas Eve
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Season's Greetings
Funny One Liner:
"Christmas Eve's no holiday ... for Santa Claus anyway." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Merry Christmas Eve
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Season's Greetings
Funny One Liner:
"Christmas Eve's no holiday ... for Santa Claus anyway." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Christmas Jokes"
10. Santa Claus would never get out of the house if it were not for Mrs. Claus sending him away every Christmas Eve. 9. It's Christmas tomorrow. What Would Jesus Buy? 8. ELF: Efficient Little Fabricator. 7. Does Santa Claus have tragic flaws? 6. Who puts Santa Claus on the Naughty or Nice list? 5. Why can't Santa Claus sell anything to Jesus? Jews (even the ones who start their own religion) don't pay retail. 4. It's OK to say you see Santa Claus everywhere, and if you tell anyone you see Jesus anywhere, you get called crazy. 3. Who makes and brings presents to Santa's little helper elves who live at the North Pole and make all the toys in Santa's workshop? 2. American Christmas 2010: How the Grinch stole your Tax Dollars. ... and the #1 Christmas Joke is: 1. One Santa Claus may make you believe. One Million Santa Clauses will make you question all over again. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Friday,_2010-12-24,_10:41.html#ixzz1932u6GZz
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