:^) Friday, December 31, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 039} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ... !
Funny One Liner:
"The Year is passed! Long live the New Year!" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Friday,_2010-12-31,_03:05.html#ixzz19fykOC6W
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ... !
Funny One Liner:
"The Year is passed! Long live the New Year!" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 2010 - 2011 New Year's Eve Jokes"
10. 2011 is not a leap year, so ... NO JUMPING! 9. Auld Lang Syne inevitably gets mispronounced. 8. Jumpin' Jupiters! The Earth has spun around the Sun one more time. Hooray! 7. New Year's Eve is like a box of surprises. You never know if you'll get any chocolates. 6. Be a Rebel: Celebrate the Old Year. 5. The End of the year is Nigh. That means more soon-to-be obsolete techno junk is coming your way. 4. Father Time is old. Just one look at him and you could see he was long in the Years. 3. New Year's Eve is a time to remember the power of SOUP: Solar Orbits Unite Planets. 2. Mother Nature doesn't care about your New Year's Eve party, as long as you don't trash her house. ... and the #1 2010 - 2011 New Year's Eve Joke is: 1. This one goes to eleven. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Friday,_2010-12-31,_03:05.html#ixzz19fykOC6W
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