:^) Tuesday, December 7, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 018} (^8
Remember Pearl Harbor
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Patriotic Message to Alcoholics:
Funny One Liner:
"Reminder for alcoholics: One Kamikaze can sink your whole Pearl Harbor Day!" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Tuesday,_2010-12-07,_05:23.html#ixzz17QZgtK9C
Remember Pearl Harbor
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Patriotic Message to Alcoholics:
Funny One Liner:
"Reminder for alcoholics: One Kamikaze can sink your whole Pearl Harbor Day!" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Titanic Pearl Harbor joke"
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late at night and sees Steven Spielberg. Being a big fan of his movies, the Chinese man rushes over to him, praises him politely, and asks for his autograph. Instead of fulfilling the fan's dreams, Spielberg slaps him and says You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here. Astonished, the Chinese man replied "Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man slaps Spielberg and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "An iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." Reference: Public domain. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2010/the-daily-dose-Tuesday,_2010-12-07,_05:23.html#ixzz17QZgtK9C
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