The Daily Dose 1/1/11 - Top 10 2011 New Year's Jokes

:^) Saturday, January 1, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 040} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"It's January 1st! You say you want a revolution. Well, you know, it's a turn around the Sun." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 2011 New Year's Jokes"

10. 2011 is here. Whoopee.

9. It's January 1st. At least you don't have to sing Auld Lang Syne for another 363 days.

8. Do you really think it would be a Happy New Year, if the government didn't raise your taxes?

7. Happy New Year in Retailers Language means they don't have to clean the store, because they sold everything in it, including the holiday props.

6. New Year's Day is upon us. Ahhh ... January. Just in time to get ready for President's Day Sales.

5. January 1st on planet Earth is the place to be to appreciate the annual start of the run around the Sun.

4. Shopper Alert: It's January 1st. Just another 11 months and 25 days 'till Christmas!

3. There's nothing like a New Year to make you miss the old year.

2. New Years are a time for reflection, resolution and restarting the error of your ways.

... and the #1 2011 New Year's Joke is:

1. It's 2011. Do you know where your economy is?


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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