The Daily Dose 1/14/11 - Top Ten iProducts yet to be invented

:^) Friday, January 14, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 045} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"While a great attitude may not fix your whole problem, it will bug enough folks that it's worthwhile." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 iProducts yet to be invented"

10. iParachute. Avoid oncoming disasters in the air, and on the ground, with the simplicity and ergonomic design you expect from iProducts!

9. iSubway. Gets you to work (or whever you have to go) on time, every time, even height of rush hour, when you're still hungover.

8. iNature. Why go outdoors, when you can enjoy all the magnificient splendors of nature from the comfort of your own handheld device?

7. iConcertTicket. Guarantees you tickets at any and all shows you ever want to see, for one low price.

6. iJammies. Stay warm and comfortable and post video from your bed's eye view to the internet, in your hi-tech pajamas.

5. iPotato. Never cook potato again! This spud slices, dices, chops, grates, minces, bakes, fries, grills, sautees, and cooks itself!

4. iFootball. Never miss another catch, with the target-finding sports ball you don't have to be good at to play well.

3. iCar. Why drive, when you can let a team of engineers in Cupertino, CA, design the best way to drive you.

2. iFoodProcessor. Cooking with Apps was never so push-button.

... and the #1 iProducts yet to be invented is:

1. iJobsGPS. Gives you info and directions to your past, current, and next jobs.


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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