The Daily Dose 1/3/11 - Top 10 grammar and spelling type-o Jokes

:^) Monday, January 3, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 042} (^8

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It takes TOO TWO Tango
Misspelled sign in Israel: Prima TOO. from TheDailyDose.com


Funny One Liner:
"Always re-reed watt hugh rote or ewe mite Ms. the Thai pose." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 grammar and spelling type-o Jokes"

10. Juan's the gay Ms. Owe for, the king and the p0wn Goa Beck in the same Bocks.

9. Aye ho spittle bed is a park tack see with the me to running.

8. Protect Ted Airy Ah: No dumb ping a loud.

7. What shout!

6. Know Juan nose watt it's like two bee the baaaaaad Mann, too Bea the Sandman, be hind baloo I's.

5. It's not watt Hugh no, it's Hu Yu Noh.

4. Plea Signore the Miss Steaks in this scent ants.

3. Tel Mi a bout you're Fa there.

2. Al E. Money is like bye in hey four a dead hoarse.

... and the #1 grammar and spelling type-o Joke is:

1. Too bee, oar knot two Bea: that is the quest shun:
Weather 'tis know blur indie mind two sopher
This Ling's an errors oaf out rage us for tune,
Ore two take alms against a see off trebles,
End buy oh posing end them?


Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.


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