:^) Sunday, February 27, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 052} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Golf, Gadhafi, Grotesque
Funny One Liner:
"From the Halls of the UN HQ, to the shores of Tripoli, We have Ban Ki-Moon'd your ass and your entire family." ~ Yasha Harari on the UN Security Council Resolution passed in February 2011, against Libyan dictator Muamar Gadhaffi and his family.
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2011-02-27,_15:30.html#ixzz1FCKrn4m6
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Golf, Gadhafi, Grotesque
Funny One Liner:
"From the Halls of the UN HQ, to the shores of Tripoli, We have Ban Ki-Moon'd your ass and your entire family." ~ Yasha Harari on the UN Security Council Resolution passed in February 2011, against Libyan dictator Muamar Gadhaffi and his family.
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Things Gadafi Wants Right Now"
10) A dog that loves him. 9) Two words: Diplomatic Immunity. 8) A clue. 7) An anti-revolution app for his iPhone or Android. 6) A Chance to time travel back to 1988 and not make that same idiotic decision about Pan Am Flight 103. 5) Better Robe designers. 4) Secure foreign banks that will accept his assets. 3) To realize Pink and the Brain's plan to take over the world. 2) Female escorts on loan from Italy's Prime Minister Berlusconi. ... and the #1 Thing Gadafi Wants Right Now is: 1) WMDs. You know he's kicking himself for giving those up in exchange for a promise of a lifetime in technicolor robes. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2011-02-27,_15:30.html#ixzz1FCKrn4m6
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