:^) Wednesday, March 16, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 066} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
A Message of Hope from one Evil Dictator to the Others!
Funny One Liner:
"Gaddafi isn't brave. He's just got more balls than Obama." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Wednesday,_2011-03-16,_09:22.html#ixzz1GlrIPmeX
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
A Message of Hope from one Evil Dictator to the Others!
Funny One Liner:
"Gaddafi isn't brave. He's just got more balls than Obama." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Ways Dictators Stay in Power"
10) Give ranting speeches that last several hours until even their most loyal supporters fall asleep. 9) Accuse everyone else of causing their obvious problems. 8) Maintain a Crazy Wardrobe. 7) Invite the impotent media lackeys into their country and give them only a guided tour of the lovely landscapes. 6) Being a mad wanker evil enough to slaughter their own people wholesale in the face of international condemnation. 5) Conduct the worst brutality on weekends, when UN and NATO bureaucrats are not working. 4) Natural Disasters, Nuclear Accidents and Market Woes in other countries that take the spotlight off of their evil ways. 3) Ply foreign mercenaries with copious quantities of cash and women and order them to kill their own citizens. 2) Use their antiquated air force weapons to bomb the crap out of the rebels. ... and the #1 Way Dictators Stay in Power is: 1) Creating a Bubble Reality sturdy enough to withstand the mealy-mouthed motions of the West's talking heads. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Wednesday,_2011-03-16,_09:22.html#ixzz1GlrIPmeX
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