:^) Monday, March 28, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 071} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The White House Globetrotters
Funny One Liner:
"U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said publicly that the United States would not intervene in Syria, because the American Congress views second generation Syrian dictator Bashar Assad as a reformer. Is that because his live ammunition is reformed, or because his state sponsorship of terrorism and repressive abuse of human rights and free speech are so humanitarian?" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The White House Globetrotters
Funny One Liner:
"U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said publicly that the United States would not intervene in Syria, because the American Congress views second generation Syrian dictator Bashar Assad as a reformer. Is that because his live ammunition is reformed, or because his state sponsorship of terrorism and repressive abuse of human rights and free speech are so humanitarian?" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Obama Similarities and Differences with Arab Dictators"
10) Unlike Muamar Gaddafi, Barack Obama sleeps in a house. 9) Like King Abdullah of Jordan, President Obama is very close to Israel. 8) Unlike King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, President Obama does not have to worry about using force to quell pro-democracy protestors. 7) Unlike Hosni Mubarak, Barack Obama would never turn off Internet access to his fellow citizens. 6) Like President Jalal Talabani of Iraq, President Obama has to deal with factious politics all the time. 5) Unlike former Tunisian President Ben-Ali, Barack Obama would not flee ... to Saudi Arabia. 4) Unlike Sultan Al Said of Oman, President Obama doesn't have to wear a funny turban on his head every day. 3) Like Syrian President Bashar Assad, Barack Obama sends a well-spoken woman to carry his message and policies to the world. 2) Unlike King Halifa of Bahrain, Barack Obama doesn't have absolute rule over the majority of Americans who are not from his tribe. ... and the #1 Obama Similarity and Difference with Arab Dictators is: 1) Unlike President Sallah of Yemen, Barack Obama doesn't really care what happens in Yemen. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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