:^) Sunday, April 17, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 084} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
TSA Follies
Funny One Liner:
"Relying on high-school dropouts as TSA agents looking for terrorists is about as intelligent as asking powder monkeys to catch flaws in high-rise construction methods." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2011-04-17,_07:18.html#ixzz1Jmf603Ey
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
TSA Follies
Funny One Liner:
"Relying on high-school dropouts as TSA agents looking for terrorists is about as intelligent as asking powder monkeys to catch flaws in high-rise construction methods." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 TSA jokes"
10) The best and brightest of the TSA are among the worst and dumbest of Americans. What did you expect from minimum wage rent-a-cops? 9) The TSA: Terrible Security Agents. 8) The TSA welcomes your criticisms. Give us three of them, and we'll be happy to give you a full-body cavity search. 7) The TSA suffers from bad PR, not because of the illegally stored images of naked passengers, but because of our rubber gloves. 6) We're the TSA. Bend over, granny. 5) Each day 3,000 TSA screening supervisors are hard at work ... staring at naked bodies all day. 4) Aren't you glad the TSA is protecting you from that dangerous looking 2 year old in the pram? 3) The next time you are standing in line for 3 hours to board your shuttle from Cleveland to Cincinnati, thank your TSA agents for being so good at their job. 2) The TSA doesn't profile anyone, especially not their own employees. ... and the #1 TSA joke is: 1) Of course you're safe and sound on board. After all, everyone in the plane was groped or scanned by a TSA Agent. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Sunday,_2011-04-17,_07:18.html#ixzz1Jmf603Ey
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