:^) Monday, April 18, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 085} (^8
Happy Passover!
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What if Moses had said ...
Funny One Liner:
"As Jews around the world celebrate Passover, they eat the unleavened bread known as Matza. It's a form of mass masochism." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Happy Passover!
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
What if Moses had said ...
Funny One Liner:
"As Jews around the world celebrate Passover, they eat the unleavened bread known as Matza. It's a form of mass masochism." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Commandments jokes - updated"
10) Don't bang your neighbor's wife -- even if she happens to be one of Playboy's Cyber Girls Next Door. 9) Don't snitch, rat, or lie about your neighbor. After all, he knows where you live. 8) Don't steal, even if you think Robin Hood was a good lad, or if you think Julian Assange was right. 7) Don't go for unlawful carnal knowledge with anyone other than the one you're hitched to, not even cyber sex is allowed. 6) Don't murder - it's totally uncool. 5) Love and respect your folks, your relatives, your real life friends, and even your online friends. 4) Remember that every day is full of holiness, especially on whatever day it is that you don't have to get your butt out of bed, and on that day, chill. 3) Do not curse in the name of The Dude, people. 2) Do not make any fancy graphics or Photoshop any pics of me or the Heavens above. ... and the #1 Commandment joke - updated is: 1) I am The Dude your friend. Like me - and no one else - in facebook. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.comand OyVey.co.il. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Monday,_2011-04-18,_07:23.html#ixzz1JsQZ6NRy
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