The Daily Dose 4/27/11 - Top 10 Cyber Babes jokes

:^) Wednesday, April 27, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 089} (^8

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Funny One Liner:
"Internet publishers have a hard fact to accept: People want to know what is going on in the news, quickly, so that they can spend more time focused on their real interest: Hot babes." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Cyber Babes jokes" 10) Websites that cybercast wild Girls night out videos are mostly watched by boys who stay at home because they have no life. 9) The boys who stare at girls on the internet are the boys who can't look a girl in the eye in real life. 8) The geeks who claim that cyberculture and pop culture objectifies women are the same geeks who view hot babes ad nauseum. 7) Publishers who disseminate news online are aware that the only way to capture eyeballs is to have the news presented by hot babes. 6) The web is full of sites that publish hot babes and internet jokes, and it's not because beautiful women love cyber jokes. 5) Online gambling are the main source of capital waste online, and hot babes are the main source of brain drain online. 4) If politicians really cared about the issues people care about, they would campaign on a platform promoting internet culture and hot babes. 3) If you want to know why Gaddafi captures so much mindshare, consider that he allows internet reporting about his hot babe nurse and bodyguards. 2) Internet culture is a modern meme for hot babes. ... and the #1 Cyber Babe joke is: 1) On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog ... but everybody knows you're a dork who stares at hot babes. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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